I'm Curious...

It's no secret that large people eat large amounts of food...and make themselves even larger. After working in restaurants through college I have noticed a pattern. For example, fat people order a burger topped with extra bacon, plus lots of mayo, onion rings, an assorment of cheeses and sometimes double up on the burger patties. Then they'll say "I want a side of fries, lots of fries, and I'll go ahead and order my dessert now." After all that, (the best part of this situation) they say "Oh, and a diet coke please." A fucking diet coke????? Why the fuck order a diet coke? Like that will cancel out the humongous, oversized burger that you put into your whalelike, gargantuan self. It baffles me. Maybe they want to make themselves feel better by ordering a diet drink, but come on, you aren't fooling anyone. Kudos to cutting out that extra 140 empty calorie drink but Jesus Christ, if you want to do anything diet then order a soup and salad and a regular coke. You can make that regular coke your treat. I had a friends in high school who worked at fast food restaurants who told similar stories. Craziness.